At London airports, 2 genial guys organized the following "incredible" joke: they wrote some fake names on a paper sheet and asked to the information desk if it was possible to call them
at the loudspeaker.

To be more credible, they were dressed like taxi chauffers and presented themselves to the counter 45 minutes after the landing of an international flight of Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways pretending that they didn't meet their clients.

At the same time, their accomplice was close to the loudspeakers to record the information desk employee pronunciation.

After the fifth message, Police understood it was a joke and kicked them out of the airport. The last message that you will find below was recorded at Gatwick.

Try to pronounce them by yourself and then just double click on the Icon to discover the way the various employees were pronouncing them.

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Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest

I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet

Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea